"Streetlights were my favorite thing. Hold my tail up to them, watch them burn into sparkling arrays of electric discharge, then take off in the opposite way of the nearest officer watching...
Fuse didn't like that. He's such a dry-head sometimes, even though he's supposed to have all of the water that I don't.
At least I have the dry-head- rather than the lone flame by my side- I'll not cause trouble for him now. I'll enjoy this moment of supposed peace- but I'm still burning the streetlight out.
Some day, I'll just enjoy to burn the lights out in front of his froggy little eyes, so all he sees is the mischievous flame of mine...See how he just jumps back in shock screaming 'What did you do, Allison?!'
...That's what I always loved about my frog: even though he's been with me for years now, he's always retained the same amount of surprise whenever I do crazy shit out of the blue, like kiss him in a bathroom stall, or jump to hug him as he is tinkering with another gadget."
- Allison "Alice" Debaugh
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CG Illustration commissioned by MaxisOp
, who provided the flavor text above.
Fuse the Greninja belongs to ThatSprite / RSG
Alice the Charizard belongs to MaxisOp
Pokemon belongs to GameFreak and Nintendo.
Do not steal them. Angering a Charizard can't be good for your wellbeing.